How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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