Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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