My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
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I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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