i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
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I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
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She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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