i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
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Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
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I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Come on in and take your pants off
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