1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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