So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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