All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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