there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
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