he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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