"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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