Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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