I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
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There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
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Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
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