the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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