It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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