So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
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just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
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I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
My liver just had a heart attack.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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