They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
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There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Just high enough for therapy.
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She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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