Will you blow on my dice?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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