so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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