So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
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Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
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It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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