Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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