How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
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he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
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Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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