Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
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ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
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My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
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