i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
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My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
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He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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