try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
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Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
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I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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