Yo dont text me then not text me
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
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He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
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He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
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