Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Randomize
