it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize
