and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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