They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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