she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
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I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
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I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
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