You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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