I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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