So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
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