Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
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someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
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T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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