Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
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So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
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Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
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