Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
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