I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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