He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
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curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
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I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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