So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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