my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
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