I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
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Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
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I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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