last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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