I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
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i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
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WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
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Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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