Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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