we have officially lost it.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
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Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
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Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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