Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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