Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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