these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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