Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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