One girl and one boy is just not enough.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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