How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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