There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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