Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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