just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
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She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
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I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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